What is your idea of perfect happiness? A coursing cavalcade of cats.
What is your current state of mind? Tenuously convalescing.
What is your favorite occupation? Wall Street, 2011.
What is your most treasured possession? A sense of hearing.
What or who is the greatest love of your life? Don't worry, she knows.
What is the trait you most deplore in others? Anything short of a burning disdain for AI.
What is your greatest fear? Being found out.
What is your greatest extravagance? Piercings.
Which talent would you most like to have? The ability to improvise fugues on piano.
Where would you like to live? A gay communist utopia—barring that, Edinburgh.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? Puberty.
What is the quality you most like in a man? Homosexual.
What is the quality you most like in a woman? Transsexual.
What do you most value in your friends? Their imagination, their discernment, and their frivolity.
What do you consider the most overrated virtue? Virtue.
On what occasions do you lie? Sleep, stomach ache, etc.
What are your favorite names? Shirley Not, followed closely by my next best drag name ideas, Emmanuel Labor, Art Major, and Cody Pendant.
How would you like to die? Not very much at the moment, but eventually, please?
What is your motto? Pspspspsps.
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